I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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