And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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