I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
