sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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