she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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