she was so not down for the gang bang
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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