Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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