Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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