How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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