Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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