its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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