You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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