i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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