id be glad to
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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