He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I think your dad took our porno
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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