Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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