It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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