There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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