Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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