its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
