ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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