fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
