Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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