Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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