She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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