Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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