i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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