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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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