I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Please don't give away my fajitas
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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