It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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