haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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