Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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