dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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