How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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