So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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