That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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