when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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