Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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