11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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