He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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