Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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