none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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