Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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