Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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