Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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