Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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