Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
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summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I love having hate sex.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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