Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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