shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's just like the Real World with babies
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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