I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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