careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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