then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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