One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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