why didn't you poke me back
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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