I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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