her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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